I'm painted in thick greasepaint, I pour cold custard onto my face closing my eyes, nose and mouth. Next comes black molasses, so heavy it makes me jump. I mix the two all over. Then a bowl of chocolate cake mixture so my face disappears. Finally flour sealing me in with a thick layer of dust and stopping me breathing. I open my mouth and almost choke so I mix the flour into the rest of the mess and then role over to sleep.