You've heard me say it before, and you know it's true: everything in your pants belongs to Me. Today we are going to talk about exactly what that means, and exactly how I know that everything--and I do mean everything--in your pants belongs to me, and my sexy, mature, fishnet-wearing feet. Haven't you thought about having my feet alllll over you, doing unspeakable things to you {ahem} down there? Yeah. I know you have. Well perhaps there are a few implications that even your dirty mind hasn't come up with... unless your mind is as dirty as mine is!

Better buckle in and grab the tissues because you might not be able to contain yourself when my perfect toes get right up close to the camera in this one!