Highlights or rather, pielights from my most recent solo session. When you join me, I'm already covered head to toe in multiple colors of paint, which have blended into a purply-brown color with occasional bright highlights. I pie myself with six pies, cake myself with a couple of cakes, add four cans of shaving cream (mostly skipped over) and dump a couple of tubs of collected mess over my head. If you haven't seen one of my videos before, be aware that I'm a "dad bod" sort of guy, wearing only a tiny pair of underwear that is discarded fairly early in the video. If that doesn't sound like your thing, please skip the video. If it *is* your thing and you enjoyed the video, please leave a comment or message me my self-esteem could use a boost right now. Also, please excuse my banal mutterings I'd have muted the audio, but I know that people like to hear the splats in messy vids. Finally, sorry for the "steamy" looking footage in the last couple of minutes I knocked the camera into the mess and, being covered in paint and pie, didn't clean the lens as well as I'd hoped.