This is our most special video ever. It was a fantasy we were really hyped to fulfill. Here, there is a tradition where people celebrate girls' 15th birthdays by throwing eggs, flour, and all kinds of horrifying, stinky, messy mixes at them. My girl didn't have her celebration like that when she was younger, so we finally did our own. You can see she is having lots of fun, and so am I.

We had been planning this for months, in summer I came over to her city, and we prepared the mix: eggs, flour, corn flour, fernet, wine, sausage water, oil, smashed dog and cat food, etc. All in a bucket that was kept closed for a whole day to make it smell stronger. She really enjoyed it; she loves getting messy with smelly stuff, even more than I do.

When the video ends, it was my turn to get that bucket emptied over my head, and it was as horrendous as it was magical. I love my girl so fcking much.