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Rapid Fire for SplattyPants

"They're calling me Splattypants now! Make it stop!"

Producer: CockySuit

Added 24 days ago

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In which our hero, Cocky Suit, is the unfortunate victim of an ambush, and relives the nightmarea again and again, while earning a new nickname of "SplattyPants."

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CockySuit 19 days ago

@Lokke: (stomps feet): QUIT PICKING ON ME!!!!!

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Lokke 19 days ago

Oh no, what will I do? I'd cry into my pillow but all my tears are spent from laughing at your strops

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CockySuit 19 days ago

@Lokke: I'm. Not. Speaking. To you!

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Lokke 19 days ago

Eh up you're right! Francis Ford Copolla rang, wanted to know if he could borrow your wardrobe for the godfather 4 film. See the thing is, you're the only person he knows that still dresses like a yuppy from The 80's on account everyone else left it all behind never to be spoken of again, a bit like the godfather 3

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CockySuit 19 days ago

PieSlimeLuvr: "And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypants." YOU SET ME UP!!!!!!

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Lokke 19 days ago

Pay? Don't make me laugh, I wouldn't even pay your dry cleaning bill SloppyPants, you get what you deserve.

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CockySuit 19 days ago

@Lokke: !%$#&@(*>%$!*^#!!!!!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!

Though I'm fairly certain most folks here aren't quite as rude as you, and can appreciate style and pinache when they see it.

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Lokke 20 days ago

https://umd.net/forums/should-we-give-cockysuits-a-new-name

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Lokke 20 days ago

Yes Solattypants. Let's put it to a public vote

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CockySuit 20 days ago

@PieSlimeluvr:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!!

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PieSlimeluvr 20 days ago

Splattypants is your name now. It's here to stay. And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypants

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CockySuit 20 days ago

@Lokke: (stomps feet) NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!

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Lokke 20 days ago

Well that response isn't very gentleman like now is Old Sport? A well bred man wouldn't lose composure just because he's splatty pants

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CockySuit 20 days ago

@PieSlimeluvr and @Lokke: First "HE" is in the room...and b) It's not "SplattyPants" it's "James" or "CockySuit"! and 3) That's blaming the victim!!!! How the EFF do I "dish out" !?!?!?!

I liked it better when you two were spatting.

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Lokke 21 days ago

Exactly, if you dish it out, you gotta take what's coming your way.

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PieSlimeluvr 21 days ago

@Lokke, true. You'd think if Splatty Pants didn't want his suits ruined he'd stop moaning about being so gullible by getiing into situations such a this

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Lokke 21 days ago

I wouldn't moan about it like he does!

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PieSlimeluvr 23 days ago

Now let's see the same thing happen to Lokke, knock him down a peg or two lol

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CockySuit 23 days ago