Yes, you need thicker, stickier pies with crust, and when you're lying down, the goal is to see just how many can be stacked on your face. Yes you absolutely do need someone to do this to you. But this is an excellent start. One of the best things about taking them lying down is that gravity doesn't cause them to roll off as much, which means you can REALLY get buried. And you need it, too.
Love you, too
