I'm the guy with the pie catapult, pie cannons, pie wash, overhead pie tubes, and dual slime tank contraptions.
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36M / homoromantic grey ace / submissive / kinky AF. I'm particularly into pie, public humiliation, and diapers. See my Fetlife for broader list of kinks. I anticipate most people who see my stuff are mostly interested in being the target, but I am pretty much a pure sub so I get intrigued when someone tells me they want to do the kinky things to me.
I'm high-functioning autistic and bad at making the first move, but once you get me out of my shell, I go hard. My pet-peeve is "dream and don't do."
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I'm a piekitten and please do call me that.
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Best way to get in contact with me in order of how likely I am to see the message is Telegram > Bluesky > Fetlife > Umd.
I'm the guy with the pie catapult, pie cannons, pie wash, overhead pie tubes, and dual slime tank contraptions.
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36M / homoromantic grey ace / submissive / kinky AF. I'm particularly into pie, public humiliation, and diapers. See my Fetlife for broader list of kinks. I anticipate most people who see my stuff are mostly interested in being the target, but I am pretty much a pure sub so I get intrigued when someone tells me they want to do the kinky things to me.
I'm high-functioning autistic and bad at making the first move, but once you get me out of my shell, I go hard. My pet-peeve is "dream and don't do."
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I'm a piekitten and please do call me that.
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Best way to get in contact with me in order of how likely I am to see the message is Telegram > Bluesky > Fetlife > Umd.
Personals thread with more details on setting up a session with me: https://umd.net/forums/im-fruitkitty-and-i-have-the-best-damn-p