I really like pie and I sell really nice slime tanks. Seriously, I sell the best damn slime tanks money has ever been able to buy (currently via Etsy store).

33M / homoromantic grey ace / kinky AF. See my Fetlife for broader list of kinks. I am certainly always looking for like-minded locals with mutual interests.

I'm high-functioning autistic which I'm bothering to mention to note that I'm bad at making the first move. If you come across my profile, realize you're reasonably local to me and/or see things on my social media that get you interested in me, by all means please reach out. The upshot is that once you've poked me out of my shell, "dream and don't do" is my pet-peeve so you'll find me rather willing to do stuff and things for reasons. Work hard, play harder.

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I'm a piekitten and please do call me that.

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Best way to get in contact with me in order of how likely I am to see the message is Telegram > Twitter > Fetlife > Umd.

Personals thread with more details on setting up a session with me: https://umd.net/forums/im-fruitkitty-and-i-have-the-best-damn-p