If you're looking for a stooge that deserves to be hit in the face with a barrage of cold, creamy custard pies, look no further! Looking for someone who deserves to be dunked into a big dunk tank of gunge? I'm right here!

English WAM enthusiast living in Japan.

Massive fan of pies, gunge, facial humiliation, rubber, sportswear, sneakers, facesitting, anything on my face, I'll probably love it.