51 year old crossdressing, sploshing fan, looking for lots of encouragement to get back into meeting up for messy sessions. Use to meet up a lot and then the pandemic hit and havent been messy since. Love formal and elegant clothes and love anything wet or messy.
One of the barriers to me getting messy again, is the desire to feel that people want to see me messy. Im currently running a poll to see if people are still interested after 10 years of not getting messy or posting anything https://umd.net/forums/losing-a-poll-from-years-ago
If theres a positive outcome to that poll then, then I have a plan to get gunged along with some video and photos to post.
I've only got a few photos, but you can see the results of a session I did with Maria from way back in 2016, the Wi-Fi was awful that day, as was the lighting and my posture and miserable face haha, but you can see more here https://umd.net/forums/nicola-greens-interview
I have a few fantasy scenarios I would like to bring to life.
Firstly, there is me. In my head I'm a veteran TV presenter, who used to be popular in the late 90's through to the 2010's. Breakfast and Daytime TV were my domain, and the dream of many a student watching my shows rather than being at Uni right after they had watched Supermarket Sweep. But since the late 2010's work has been increased hard to come by apart from the occasionally reality show offer, which I'm too good for.
1. Date Night: Getting all dressed up for a special night out, that takes a very messy, humiliating turn
2. Awards Night; Dressed in an expensive evening dress on my way to an awards ceremony when my car breaks down. I then have to find my way across fields, woods, ponds, streams and lakes to find help.
3. TV Interview: Its Saturday night and Im the star guest being interviewed, but theres a very messy twist.
To support my back story and give you an insight into my life for the kind of person you could be gunging, I've created the following completely fictitious biography.
About Me
My name is Nicola-Jayne Green, though I'm better known as NJ. I've dedicated my life to the vibrant world of media, and every day brings a new opportunity to engage, inform, and inspire. As a freelance presenter and columnist, I've shaped narratives and sparked conversations--an evolving journey that has taken me from the pulse of live broadcasts to the thoughtful cadence of written columns.
A defining milestone in my career was being part of the presenting team that launched the breakfast TV show Hello UK in 1998--an achievement that remains a cornerstone of my professional story. That experience not only solidified my passion for television but also instilled in me a drive to push boundaries and innovate within the industry.
Looking ahead, my goal is clear: to return to mainstream media with my very own Saturday night show. I envision a platform filled with engaging content, inspiring dialogue, and the power to bring people together in celebration of life's everyday moments.
I'm excited for what the future holds and remain committed to challenging conventions while connecting with audiences on a deeper level. Join me as I continue to explore, create, and redefine what media can be.
Outside of work, my life revolves around the joy and warmth of family. I am blessed with a loving husband, Stephen--whose inspiring journey took him from a successful rugby career with Bath and Ireland to becoming the Ceo of a thriving legal company--and two beautiful daughters, who are now flourishing at university and continually fill my world with pride and delight.
When I step away from the professional spotlight, I immerse myself in life's pleasures. I love to travel, explore new destinations, and delight in the wonders of good food and exquisite wine. Keeping active is a cherished passion, whether I'm on the road cycling, enjoying a spinning class, working out at the gym, or finding balance through Pilates. This harmonious blend of family, adventure, and fitness fuels my creativity and keeps my spirit vibrant every day.
Experience
Currently, I thrive as a freelance presenter, energising conferences and award ceremonies throughout the North West of England. My portfolio includes engagements with renowned names such as AstraZeneca, Cheshire Life, Lancashire Cricket Club, NW Football Awards, Cheshire Young Farmers Awards, and Cheshire Food and Cheese Awards. These roles allow me to connect with diverse audiences, ensuring every event is engaging and memorable.
In addition to regional events, I extend my expertise to the world of sports broadcasting as a freelance presenter for Sky Sports Racing. I have had the privilege of going live from legendary venues including Aintree, Goodwood, Doncaster, and Epsom, as well as contributing dynamic work in the studio. This experience has honed my ability to deliver captivating narratives in high-pressure, fast-paced environments.
Moreover, I bring my passion for storytelling to the airwaves as a regular presenter on BBC Local Radio in Greater Manchester, where I engage local audiences with timely and compelling content. Each of these experiences has enriched my skills, allowing me to seamlessly blend professionalism with a distinct, warm approach to live presentations.
Accomplishments
Below are three pivotal accomplishments that have shaped my professional and personal journey:
Launching Hello UK in 1998 I had the privilege of being part of the team that launched Hello UK on Itv--a radical new approach to breakfast television. The show blended the essential elements of news, items, and weather with a refreshing dose of style, comedy, and engaging competitions. This innovative format not only captivated viewers but also served as a launching pad for many notable careers, including my own.
Championing Women in Media As a leader within Women in Media, I have played a significant role in nurturing and inspiring young women and girls in the broadcast industry. This charity organisation is dedicated to training and mentoring the next generation of media professionals, empowering them to navigate and succeed in a field that has traditionally been male dominated. My involvement here reflects my commitment to breaking barriers and creating opportunities for future talent.
Winning Gold at the Commonwealth Games (1994) Before my career transition to television, I proudly represented my dedication and athletic ability as a professional netball player. My proudest sporting achievement was winning the gold medal at the Commonwealth Games in Canada in 1994--an accomplishment that laid the foundation of my journey towards excellence, both on the court and in the media spotlight.
These milestones define a career built on innovation, leadership, and a relentless pursuit of excellence, each step enriching my path and inspiring those I work with.
Awards
Throughout my career, I've been honored with several accolades that celebrate my passion, impact, and leadership in broadcast media. In 1999, I was named the Royal Television Society of the Year Award winner for Young TV Presenter of the Year--a recognition that set the stage for my dynamic journey in television. This early milestone was followed by the Cheshire Life's Country Woman Award in 2002, acknowledging my unique blend of media excellence and regional authenticity.
In 2003, I had the privilege of being recognized as the TV Quick TV Personality of the Year--an award that celebrated my on-screen charisma and connection with audiences. In 2007, I furthered my commitment to paving the way for future generations by winning the Voices of Women Media Award for inspirational female leadership. Each of these awards not only marks a significant personal achievement but also underscores my enduring commitment to innovation, empowerment, and excellence in the industry.
51 year old crossdressing, sploshing fan, looking for lots of encouragement to get back into meeting up for messy sessions. Use to meet up a lot and then the pandemic hit and havent been messy since. Love formal and elegant clothes and love anything wet or messy.
One of the barriers to me getting messy again, is the desire to feel that people want to see me messy. Im currently running a poll to see if people are still interested after 10 years of not getting messy or posting anything https://umd.net/forums/losing-a-poll-from-years-ago
If theres a positive outcome to that poll then, then I have a plan to get gunged along with some video and photos to post.
I've only got a few photos, but you can see the results of a session I did with Maria from way back in 2016, the Wi-Fi was awful that day, as was the lighting and my posture and miserable face haha, but you can see more here https://umd.net/forums/nicola-greens-interview
I have a few fantasy scenarios I would like to bring to life.
Firstly, there is me. In my head I'm a veteran TV presenter, who used to be popular in the late 90's through to the 2010's. Breakfast and Daytime TV were my domain, and the dream of many a student watching my shows rather than being at Uni right after they had watched Supermarket Sweep. But since the late 2010's work has been increased hard to come by apart from the occasionally reality show offer, which I'm too good for.
1. Date Night: Getting all dressed up for a special night out, that takes a very messy, humiliating turn
2. Awards Night; Dressed in an expensive evening dress on my way to an awards ceremony when my car breaks down. I then have to find my way across fields, woods, ponds, streams and lakes to find help.
3. TV Interview: Its Saturday night and Im the star guest being interviewed, but theres a very messy twist.
To support my back story and give you an insight into my life for the kind of person you could be gunging, I've created the following completely fictitious biography.
About Me
My name is Nicola-Jayne Green, though I'm better known as NJ. I've dedicated my life to the vibrant world of media, and every day brings a new opportunity to engage, inform, and inspire. As a freelance presenter and columnist, I've shaped narratives and sparked conversations--an evolving journey that has taken me from the pulse of live broadcasts to the thoughtful cadence of written columns.
A defining milestone in my career was being part of the presenting team that launched the breakfast TV show Hello UK in 1998--an achievement that remains a cornerstone of my professional story. That experience not only solidified my passion for television but also instilled in me a drive to push boundaries and innovate within the industry.
Looking ahead, my goal is clear: to return to mainstream media with my very own Saturday night show. I envision a platform filled with engaging content, inspiring dialogue, and the power to bring people together in celebration of life's everyday moments.
I'm excited for what the future holds and remain committed to challenging conventions while connecting with audiences on a deeper level. Join me as I continue to explore, create, and redefine what media can be.
Outside of work, my life revolves around the joy and warmth of family. I am blessed with a loving husband, Stephen--whose inspiring journey took him from a successful rugby career with Bath and Ireland to becoming the Ceo of a thriving legal company--and two beautiful daughters, who are now flourishing at university and continually fill my world with pride and delight.
When I step away from the professional spotlight, I immerse myself in life's pleasures. I love to travel, explore new destinations, and delight in the wonders of good food and exquisite wine. Keeping active is a cherished passion, whether I'm on the road cycling, enjoying a spinning class, working out at the gym, or finding balance through Pilates. This harmonious blend of family, adventure, and fitness fuels my creativity and keeps my spirit vibrant every day.
Experience
Currently, I thrive as a freelance presenter, energising conferences and award ceremonies throughout the North West of England. My portfolio includes engagements with renowned names such as AstraZeneca, Cheshire Life, Lancashire Cricket Club, NW Football Awards, Cheshire Young Farmers Awards, and Cheshire Food and Cheese Awards. These roles allow me to connect with diverse audiences, ensuring every event is engaging and memorable.
In addition to regional events, I extend my expertise to the world of sports broadcasting as a freelance presenter for Sky Sports Racing. I have had the privilege of going live from legendary venues including Aintree, Goodwood, Doncaster, and Epsom, as well as contributing dynamic work in the studio. This experience has honed my ability to deliver captivating narratives in high-pressure, fast-paced environments.
Moreover, I bring my passion for storytelling to the airwaves as a regular presenter on BBC Local Radio in Greater Manchester, where I engage local audiences with timely and compelling content. Each of these experiences has enriched my skills, allowing me to seamlessly blend professionalism with a distinct, warm approach to live presentations.
Accomplishments
Below are three pivotal accomplishments that have shaped my professional and personal journey:
Launching Hello UK in 1998 I had the privilege of being part of the team that launched Hello UK on Itv--a radical new approach to breakfast television. The show blended the essential elements of news, items, and weather with a refreshing dose of style, comedy, and engaging competitions. This innovative format not only captivated viewers but also served as a launching pad for many notable careers, including my own.
Championing Women in Media As a leader within Women in Media, I have played a significant role in nurturing and inspiring young women and girls in the broadcast industry. This charity organisation is dedicated to training and mentoring the next generation of media professionals, empowering them to navigate and succeed in a field that has traditionally been male dominated. My involvement here reflects my commitment to breaking barriers and creating opportunities for future talent.
Winning Gold at the Commonwealth Games (1994) Before my career transition to television, I proudly represented my dedication and athletic ability as a professional netball player. My proudest sporting achievement was winning the gold medal at the Commonwealth Games in Canada in 1994--an accomplishment that laid the foundation of my journey towards excellence, both on the court and in the media spotlight.
These milestones define a career built on innovation, leadership, and a relentless pursuit of excellence, each step enriching my path and inspiring those I work with.
Awards
Throughout my career, I've been honored with several accolades that celebrate my passion, impact, and leadership in broadcast media. In 1999, I was named the Royal Television Society of the Year Award winner for Young TV Presenter of the Year--a recognition that set the stage for my dynamic journey in television. This early milestone was followed by the Cheshire Life's Country Woman Award in 2002, acknowledging my unique blend of media excellence and regional authenticity.
In 2003, I had the privilege of being recognized as the TV Quick TV Personality of the Year--an award that celebrated my on-screen charisma and connection with audiences. In 2007, I furthered my commitment to paving the way for future generations by winning the Voices of Women Media Award for inspirational female leadership. Each of these awards not only marks a significant personal achievement but also underscores my enduring commitment to innovation, empowerment, and excellence in the industry.
Hope that helps you understand a bit about me
NJ x