For as long as I can remember, I've had a messy fetish. My earliest memories of WAM are the days of dial-up, when you could look at maybe ten pictures before someone called and killed the connection. Paint has always been my main interest, especially metallics, but I also like clay/mud, chocolate, fluff--basically anything that ensures full coverage. I don't remember when I first saw silver or gold paint cover a model's eyes, but I was certainly hooked. I always prefer that to keeping them shut.
My biggest inspirations are, of course, Messy Girl, I've been following them since the days of Lexi, Liz, and Niki. There's also Messyfun.com from back in the day, Wetandmessy.com, and one of my all-time favorites, Jayce. I'm currently a big fan of the Japanese metallic-paint scene. They go much further than American producers, but they're hamstrung by censorship laws. Even so, they go hard on eye coverage, they experiment more, and they spend a lot more time covered.
I've been experimenting for the last year or so with AI-generated WAM, and I'm constantly blown away. I use Gemini and have generated hundreds of pretty raunchy images. I then take the best of those and generate videos with Grok. Even with the restrictions and guidelines, the right prompts and training get you good results. I share some of them in my photo gallery as compressed Gifs and, more recently, complete versions on my X account. I also have a stash of videos I've generated of my favorite women of WAM. If I mentioned your name, I might have some of you.
I'm glad to see the WAM community grow. I can't believe how many more producers and users there are on UMD than when I first joined. Everyone I've interacted with has been kind, patient, and encouraging. I've felt comfortable enough to share a couple of my own experiences, through pictures and gifs, again in my photo gallery. That's where I received the most encouragement, which is interesting for me: I'm a straight man, and I'm being encouraged almost exclusively by gay men. It doesn't bother me. Like I said, everyone is really kind, and I'm a big boy. What it has done is plant the seed to one day generate my own content. I'm no videographer, editor, or producer, but I know how to get messy.
That brings me to more of my preferences. I've already established that I like full coverage and eye coverage. Obviously the pussy, mouth, and asshole all need to be covered; in fact, the less recognizable the subject--without changing her form--the better. Metallic paints handle this well. More than a few women have had silver, copper, or gold paint in one or all of their holes. Jayce's Mehron Madness 6000 comes to mind, as well as several of MG's girls and what I assume is a large portion of the Japanese scene. That leads to penetration. I'm obviously a big fan. I like both holes, but I'm a pussy man. Again, Jayce's MM6K comes to mind, and that's where Japan loses it: no sexual organs are visible. That forces imagination, which is cool sometimes, but that's not always what I want.
Every now and then I'll have a mud or chocolate episode where I want more of a change in form. Those materials are a little thicker and are generally used in much greater quantities. They feel more transformative than paint because the subject becomes even less recognizable; her shape changes and her features warp. When it comes down to it, it's the transformation that really turns me on. I like that the women I see are completely exposed while also being completely covered.
As I've mentioned, I've had some of my own messes--quite a variety--and I've even incorporated some of my other fetishes into the mix. I am straight, but I have found that I really enjoy anal play. I started with prostate massagers and now I have butt plugs, anal beads, anal snakes, and other toys. As much as I love seeing paint in a woman's eyes, I equally enjoy having it in my own. It's hard to describe. The paint (metallic pigment in oil--more on that later) does not hurt or even irritate, the oil acts like a cushion, it feels quite good. If it covers your pupil you can't see anything, which I find super erotic. The only pity is that you can't enjoy the sight of yourself or your partner in the moment, but the sensation of loss of vision with your eyes open is thrilling. Being completely coated in such a non-organic-looking substance feels almost alien. Combined with the slick nature of the oil, I often become overwhelmed. I've recently been enjoying pegging myself while messy, and I've even given myself messy enemas. I did paint once, which was unwise, so I won't be repeating that. I've been using Gelli Baff and food-grade powdered charcoal to make black slime and then using a douche to inject it. It makes for easy entry of toys and a cool little scene when I push it out.
That brings me to the paint itself. I get asked this a lot, and as I mentioned before, it isn't exactly paint but a microscopic metallic powder mixed with your choice of oil, I use whatever is cheapest at the grocery store. Since I'm the one mixing the substance, I can control how thick I want it. I'm not as frugal as I once was, so I make it super thick now; the feel is much better. As I said, the paint does not hurt your eyes unless the pigment isn't fine enough. I get mine from Easy Leaf--got the plug from MG years ago. You get far greater quantities than the original Mehron. It isn't cosmetic grade, but I can't tell the difference. I always make sure I get the smallest micron size. Gold is usually smaller and silver often larger, I prefer silver so I mainly get multi-leaf aluminum, 7 microns--no pain at all. It's also $22/lb, which happens to be the cheapest and an insane bargain compared to other suppliers. I mix it while wearing breathing protection. The thought of breathing in a big whiff of metal scares me, which brings me to safety. Inhaling is obviously super dangerous, so mixing is never done inside the house and is always done with a mask. I know, I know: I'm being slathered inside and out with aluminum and brass; it cannot be good for my health. But that's part of it. It's the same with drinking and drugs--I enjoy them too, but I still want to avoid unnecessary risk. Being oil-based, it is extremely slippery. Imagine going to urgent care like the Tin Man. So I typically avoid walking more than a few steps or standing more than a few seconds.
Once I've had my messy, it's time to clean up--but cleanup starts at the beginning. I make preparations such as laying down a protective cover, whether a tarp or a kiddie pool. The shower is prepped with a mirror to monitor progress, at least 8 oz of Dawn, best cleaner I've found, and some kind of scrubber. I used to find cleanup difficult and time-consuming, but I've whittled it down to a reasonable time. I always miss a few spots, and my eyelids are always the hardest to clean because they're sensitive to soap. Im typically pretty dry afterwards so some lotion is usually in order as well as a nap. As long as I didn't get messy in the shower, bathroom cleanup is never that bad--basically the same as a standard scrub-down. Typically I tape down a tarp as my messy station. I use an old T-shirt to wipe down the excess, lay out some towels to scoot to the bathroom on, set up a large mirror for my viewing pleasure, my phone camera for later viewing, and a GoPro for close-ups. Once I've showered, I just roll up the tarp and the paint vessel into a ball and toss it.
I mentioned previously that I've had a variety of messes. Obviously paint: I've played in store-bought paint, clay, homemade fake tar, and Gelli Baff, and
I'm sure there's others I can't recall. Store-bought paint is easily accessible, but that's its only bonus--unless you're into letting it dry on you, which is kind of fun. Clay is awesome for quantity and texture, but it often has grit in it. Fake tar is a lot of fun and the best-tasting. I found the recipe on the WAM wiki: cake mix, fluff, oil, and some kind of dye. I used finger paint at first, but yuck; now I use food-grade powdered charcoal for a completely black tar look. You can manipulate the texture to get really good coverage, and the feel is amazing. Then there's Gelli Baff, ordered off Amazon. It's meant for kids, so it's safe, but it's also the slipperiest substance ever. You can fill an entire bathtub with it, and it's just slime, so the feeling is unreal. It doesn't provide much coverage, being clear and all. I'm thinking about doing a powders charcoal batch to see if that can improve it, but the feel and quantity make up for some of the lack of coverage. It doesn't irritate the eyes, and it comes with a thinner to re-liquefy so it goes down the drain.
I have had a few messy experiences with a partner once. I was dating this girl, and I don't remember how I talked her into going down on me while I poured chocolate sauce on her head, but I figured that would be a good gateway. I was correct. We did silver paint next--my dream. At the time only Mehron was available and I was broke, so I had enough to cover us both, but not enough to take the mess further, it was still fun. This was the era of the potato phone camera, and I only took one pic of her, but it is long gone. We fucked painted silver, and she blew me to climax, I had to finish her off later. This was an early mess for me, I was an observer at the time so I hadn't figured out the shower routine and also hadn't accounted for how challenging washing her hair was. But she was a good sport and had fun otherwise. Later she even joked about her discharge being silver when we fucked later that day. Sadly, I haven't shared my fetish with anyone in person since.
Which brings me back to UMD and whoever is reading this. The internet is a weird place. I feel more comfortable opening myself up to a group of somewhat anonymous strangers than I do with friends or family. This is obviously a taboo subject, but that's why I feel so free expressing myself here. I love UMD. I'm here every day. I want to continue to get messy, I want to continue to see my favorite ladies get messy, and I want us all to have fun. I'm here to make friends and hopefully one day I will meet the right one