Wearing my new red boxers, I was told to introduce them to a carton of custard as intiation. So I cover the outside and follow up with pouring it inside. I then take the boxers off and put them on myself like a sloppy red hat. I then cover it and myself with custard over the top and through the legs.

The boxers go back on and I give myself a wedgie. I love the feeling of custard as I say throughout and I'm glad I can give my boxers a fantastic first time.