So someone took me up on my invitation to come and smash stuff in my face for my birthday! Admittedly, I was only expecting one, maybe two pies, but instead got about a half dozen cakes/ pies, along with chocolate pudding and a bucket of blue cake batter slime. My fellow wammer did an awesome job taking me down a peg and making me feel like a real stooge, even laughing at me and stuffing cake into my mouth at one point. Hope you guys enjoy my humiliation! Feedback please! I'd also love to have more of you guys hang out and smash me up.