Came across some leftover bbq condiments from a party we had and decided that there was no way we were going to use them again before they would spoil. What is a wammer to do? I start out by pouring the ketchup (catsup) over my head and down my body. To that add some ranch dressing (always good for color contrast. You may argue but a hotdog is not a hotdog without mustard. And then I finish off with some pickle relish and then I "finish off"