I love wearing my turtleneck top with some tight jeans and a wide leather belt. However, sometimes I feel that there's something else I really could do with wearing. I think the clothes are okay but I really deserve a nice thick custard pie. Unfortunately here I decided to use shaving foam pie and, since nobody wants to do this for me, I was obliged to "self pie." Maybe one day someone else will throw a pie in my face. Oh the humiliation!