Here ye! Here ye! From Master Meathook a story true, about a time when pies were new. About a princess with golden hair, who was a maid so very fair. And while hot was also cruel, and often mean to the village fool. But on this day this pretty snob, had lots of pie thrown in her gob. And that's the gist of this lofty tale, so download it and grab some ale. With sword in hand prepare to see, a classic yarn of pie for thee!