He might love America but he isn't too bright. Today, the patriotic dumbass pledges allegiance to pie. While devouring a pie sandwich like the savage all-American beast he is, he loses his hat. Confused, he looks around for it, dripping, until he just gives up and finishes eating. What a dumb animal! It's ok bro... oh by the way lunch break is over. Time to get back to work! My bills won't pay themselves!