This time I mix up a little bit of cornflour and cocoa powder to form a paste; Cheap, simple, and fun! I don't hang around, and skip the clothes entirely, drizzling the viscous mixture over myself. Some weeks later I return, but this time I have some chocolate mousse! Liberally applying it to my chest, I then decide to give my cycling bib a gunging: and the rest, as they say, is history! .