Beer, Custard and Oil: 3 kinds of yellow-golden coloured substances my fully-clothed body likes to get drenched with. The second vid of the trilogy contains some custard:

Dressed in a shiny black Adidas Chile 62 tracksuit I enter the shower and gunge myself with 3 liters of custard. The trackpants and my white Adidas shorts and white Adidas sneakers were filled.

Of course I used the shower and had some fun there...