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Trailer from Jade's Saftey Psa
"Jade is not a medical professional. For comedic/masturbatory use only."
Added 4/3/20
21,500 plays
Keywords: cake  fruit  icing  milk  pies  wedgies
Tagged female explicit
Since everyone's nerves are on edge with the dawn of this new "virus, " I decided to give a thorough explanation on how to stay safe in these trying times. Dressed in a black corset and black thong, I explain how messy technology (messy wedgies, pie sitting, etc) can help prevent and cure infection, using pies, pie filling, frosting, sprinkles, and a failed condensed milk "vaccine." All jests aside, I hope you all are faring well in the midst of all this panic and confusion. I hope that those of us who are fortunate enough to have the means to help others will do so- myself included! I also hope that we're not afraid to lean on each other or ask for help- we all need it at some point. Love you all, stay messy and silly! And much love to Messyhot for filming!
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boorad  6/23/24
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Just wow. You look delicious!Report
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