I have a fantasy. I am in a restaurant one day and a really sexy waiter walks over to my table wearing his smart uniform. He is carrying a large chocolate gateau. He then places it down on the table. He smiles at me, and with a cheeky look in his eye--and just for the hell of it--he then sits his arse down on the cake destroying it and completely messing up his smart uniform in the process! This makes him really horny, so he then... Anyway, enough of that. As, unfortunately this hasn't happened to me yet, and I am getting impatient, I have decided to sit on that chocolate gateau myself.