It has been a while since I have gotten messy. I put myself up for a task in the "If You Catch Me" game.

1 catch = take a pie

2nd catch = take another pie

3rd catch = pour chocolate syrup over myself

4th catch = cover myself in oatmeal

5th catch = pour tomato sauce over myself

6 and over is a pie for each catch

I was caught 6 times. Here is result.