After a brief introduction, Hex gets straight to cake smashing, first reverse cowperson, then turning around and going for more. It's not long and the cake is obliterated by the combined power of bootie and feet. We get a little more upclose with the framing as Hex massages cake remnants into their buzz cut. Blue and pink frostings are the next substances to come in. They make a great contrast against the dark southwestern goth aesthetic this model presents. After mixing the two vibrant colors, Hex grabs the marshmallow fluff and goes to town. They remark, "this is going to be gross... " and lick the goop directly off their toes. Striving for more coverage, some whipped cream is applied judiciously. Now it's time to get extra sticky! We get out the corn syrup and let it rip. Once covered from head to toe, the only un-messy parts are below the outfit. The vinyl bits are carefully removed, and then the jelly comes out. Super cute is the only way to describe how it clings to the lashes.

Anybody who was in scouts will appreciate the game of chubby bunny we play. It gets a little more shiny as we pull out the sprinkles, and then we go for some pudding action. Moving into fruits, a can of apple pie filling is opened and dispensed over their head, and down the back. The next step is some interactivity. My cupcake aim proved pretty decent, as I landed a number of shots on target. Slow motion is used for a couple of shots to really convey the impact. The cupcake launcher is used for a few shots, and then we wrap up with the traditional condensed milk facial.