Rich has to bake a big cake, but before he bakes it, he needs a cup of coffee to get going. He clumsily misses his mouth and gets a little coffee on his smart clothes. Rich decides itll be more fun to wear the whole cup all over his clothes rather than drink it. Finally ready to bake, Rich mixes his big bowl of chocolate cake batter, taps the spatual off the side and gets a little batter on his pants. He ditches the spatual and begins mixing with his hands, and just like the coffee, he thinks its a better idea to make a mess.
Rich pours a little batter down the front side of his pants, but its not enough. He sits in the bowl, overflowing it into the tub and covering his ass. On his hands and knees he pours it over his head, messing up his hair. He rolls around in the batter and rubs himself all over. He finishes the masterpiece by drizzling strawberry syrup over himself, and filling his underwear with batter.
His clothes all covered and wet became easy to rip. He lays down and rubs one out.