MudDawg is wearing his full Football uniform, and is completely covered from his helmet down to his cleats, inside and out, with gooey, sloppy, slimy mud from one his favorite practice fields. Even the insides of his shoulder pads, jockstrap, cup, cleats, and helmet are slimed with slippery, sloppy mud. Imagine how this feels! And it's heavy, pulling on every part of my body, slick and slippery. Power squats become Lots more fun, as my slippery jock slides all over my...