I wake up to find himself up to my shoulders in cement-like mud and I can't feel any bottom! How deep will I sink? Will you help me out, or will you push me under? (please push me under )
I like that you have a beard, and I also like how hairy you are. The idea of hairy men sinking in mud/quicksand is very arousing, especially if they have beards at the time. I see why it would be awesome if you grow even hairier than you already are.