I set out to answer the age-old question: which is better, chocolate or vanilla? I start by coating myself in marshmallow fluff in various ways to be the blank canvas onto which the rest of the mess piles on! I proceed to take a methodical pummeling of chocolate and vanilla pies, chocolate and vanilla filled cream pies, head dunks in each, and a full bucket of chocolate and vanilla slime, all to my face! Of course I have to take the leftover mess, as well, and turn myself into a gooey blob. So the question remains for you, which do you prefer? Chocolate or vanilla?