I start off slow by pieing myself with two pies loaded with fudge and marshmallow creme. My face and head are a sticky gooey mess as I slowly rub more on the rest of my body. I follow this up (in part 2) by slowly pouring over 12 boxes of chocolate cake batter until i am completely engulfed in a mix of thick chocolate cake batter, marshmallow, and fudge. Stay tuned for part 2!