I'll admit it, I have a problem. I can't get messy slowly. I really tried to hold off of ruining this dress, but as soon as I wiped my hands clean on it I couldn't stop myself. I immanently poured the freshly mixed cake batter all over my head, which subsequently dripped all over my dress. Too late to try keep clean, I began to rub the batter all over myself and reached for a second one. I dumped it over my messy hair and began to drizzle myself in chocolate sauce. While the dress felt amazing all messed up I had to take it off. I undid the top and slid it down over my boobs and past my feet. Free to cover myself completely, I looked at the nearest cake mix and grabbed a bit to smear all over myself. I began to roll around in the batter over the floor and completely covered myself in the mess. Before I was finished, I put the now messy dress back on before I "finished."