I might have a bit of a hording problem. Whenever I see cakes, pies, chocolate sauces, pie fillings, syrups, or really anything I can use to get myself messy on sale I buy it. This has lead to a massive store of cake batters, puddings, oatmeal, cakes, and pies that were all waiting to be made into a mess. To put an end to my massive larder I use it all to make one sweet abomination of a mess to see another year of mess out in style. For this mess I start off with all the cakes and pies I've collected. Sitting on them, shoving them into my body, grinding away at them. It's not long until my lingerie is ruined. However, the mess is just starting as syrups, batters, oatmeal, chocolate, and molasses are all still waiting to be poured over my cake covered body. I grab fistfuls to shove into my stockings, demand the oatmeal be poured into my bodice, and squirm in the ever growing pool my chair is becoming. Eventually my clothes give up and can't take anymore, so I strip down to truly enjoy the mess.