Over two hours of messy feet and clothes. I start out barefoot and get my feet messy in pie and chocolate syrup. Then I put on a brand new pair of white wrangler crew socks over my messy feet and the chocolate oozes out. I cover them in chocolate and finish smashing the pie. I jerk some off camera and then cover them in pancake batter, followed by grape jelly. I jerk some more and mix the mess with my feet. This whole time I've been pour and grinding food into my jeans with my feet, and now I pull them up, enjoy the feel and jerk some more. I use the rest of the pancake batter, most of it goes inside my jeans while I jerk some more.

Next I open a bag of dry cake batter and cover my socks and jeans (and the rest of me). I put some in a pie tin with two raw eggs and smash the eggs with my feet and mix up the cake batter with the other mess. I dump some cola on the messy mixture and mix it up more with my socks and feet.

I have some fun jerking and enjoying the mess and then I strip down and put all my clothes in a pile at my feet. I put two eggs on the pile of clothes and smash them with my feet and grind them in. I add some more chocolate syrup and half a beer. I smear the clothes around in the mess until they are completely soaked in mess and then I put them back on piece by piece. I fall down. I take my jeans back off and smear them around and they soak up even more mess, I swear they were about 30lbs by this point. I put some whole eggs inside my socks and smash them on the jeans, then smash two more and grind them into the jeans, put them back on and jerk. At this point I've used up all the food but I'm not done getting messy so I grab a tub of Marshmallow fluff that I had originally planned on saving. I drop a handful on the ground and smear it around with my feet while smearing more all over the rest of my clothes. I smash some more eggs. I take all my clothes back off and use them to mop up all the mess and wring it out into a big bowl. I put all my clothes in the bowl with as much mess as I can scoop up and a little beer to top it off. I knead the bowl with my feet and make sure every square inch of clothing is soaked through in every different type of mess. And that's literally just the first hour, it keeps going from there.