In my first-ever outdoor mud scene, I'm decked out in a tight Hooters shirt and skimpy booty shorts to explore a sloppy, stinky estuary channel at low tide!

The dark creamy pluff mud squelches under my dive boots as I stomp and squish my way through the smelly mire, hunting for the deepest patch. Soon enough, I sink thigh-deep into the gooey mess, the mud hugging my legs like a lover. I flash my boobs at the camera and smear the smelly sludge all over my bare chest, letting the warm black ooze drip down in all the right places.

Next, I peel off my dive booties to reveal my pretty bare feet (cuz I know how much some of y'all go wild for them lo), and it's time for some barefoot muddy action as swampy slime squishes between my toes while I crawl around. Then, I lay down into the muck and start making snow angels (well, maybe "swamp angels" is more like it!)-- i have fun splashing around and in a fit of messy enthusiasm, I accidentally splash my cameraman with a wave of mud. Oops!

The fun wraps up with me crawling through the mire to a mudbank where I stuff handfuls of mud down my shorts and start teasing myself right there in the swamp. Want to see what happens next? You'll just have to hold tight for Part 2 where it's about to get even filthier!