The peanut butter he was picking up for the thing sadly didn't make it to the thing.

Look how fucking corrupted we've got this poor dude. The peanut butter had been sitting out in his car for hours in the hot sun. Combine that with how thick and creamy it was, then you have a recipe for something a wild gooner can't resist smearing all over himself and making content for you. He's finally addicted. I thought we were nearing the end of this messy phase of this dudes life but after videoing this, he informed me that no... this is the fucking beginning. He wants to start lifting. He wants to get beefier. He wants his body to match his godlike dick and he wants to be worth all the fucking jizz y'all squirt all over yourself for him.

We fucking did it boys. He's one of us.