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Trailer from Converting to Pastafarianism Part 2
"Anal struggle, anal success, pasta, beans, and sardines"
Added 8/7/22
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Keywords: beans  condiments  food  fruit  lube  savory  savoury
Tagged female explicit
Part 2/3 "Knowing His Noodly Appendages"

In this episode: Painal and things get really disgusting.

Excited from getting intimate with His savoriness in part one, I aim to feel Him more deeply by transmitting His energy through my big, black dildo straight into my mustard-encrusted cunt. I don't bother to take my clothes off. I don't bother to take my clothes off for the whole thing, including the panties.

In a trance, I pound my swollen pussy harder and harder while dumping a can of beans on my head and smothering my face with more noodly appendages. But I'm mean to myself, and I stop before I can cum from cuntal. For there is one orgasm harder than the rest, and that's the once-mythical assgasm. They were the unicorn of cums, the forbidden fruit I felt I almost reached so many times, but I know just how to find my spot now and thank the strippers in Heaven, and the strippers in Hell, and even the pirates on Earth for this resume-worthy skillset.

The only problem is that I used up most all the mayo I meant to save as lube in part one. The pasta also managed to absorb the other condiments. This leads to me screaming into a bowl of pasta while fucking my ass. I refuse to edit out the struggle. See my devotion to Him.

I once had a sexual partner complain, "Stop over-exaggerating and trying to sound like a pornstar." We are no longer sexual partners. Also, answer me this; how are you supposed to stay quiet while reaming your ass without stretching or enough lube? Eventually, with the help of a can of sardines and more mayo squeezed from the bottle, I'm in and I ride that sauced-up wave until I cum my brains out, sock-clad toes curled and all. I cum so hard that my body convulses with a visible aftershock after I start to regain my bearings.

Although, this is only the first cum. This is a Violet Vixen video, the clothes can't stay on til the end.
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