I can't believe they ripped my pants off me like

Check out that handprint!

Can you apply something to cool this sore ass down

Now, where do I sit?

Where should I sit?

Sticky out cheeks

Ready for the pie

Imagine that sitting on a cake!

How much can you get in these pants?

Custard? Mushy peas? Trifle? Beans? Curry sauce?

Just imagine those pants being filled with gunge b

Before the gunging . . . need an after shot now!