Before you ask, no that is not me in my profile picture so just picture Johnny Depp and Benedict Cumberbatch. Actually, I should go into detail about why you need to picture both.
When I joined this community I looked like the former. I left for awhile and could only lurk as I was sent on assignment to take down the infamous Dr. Lollipop. I was to make my move at the Excellent Tapas and Evil Talk holiday party. My cover was blown when my gun fell out of my jacket and in the split second I had to recover I by instinct I reached not for my gun but a plate of paella and shoved it in Lollipop's face.
Long story short, I was deemed unfit to continue being an agent. My identity has been changed and my face has undergone drastic plastic surgery now I look like Benedict Cumberbatch.
I want to get to know people in this awesome community so humor me with a message or two about wam or less messy topics like politics. Maybe that isn't less messy. How about you talk to me about modern art as I don't have artsy friends. I am easy to please so I will probably like you even if you are a grumpy pants.
Generally, I am a twentysomething expat (I hail from the great state of Disarray) game for pretty much any novel experience and interested in, surprise surprise, wam as well as pretty much everything else.
More specifically: I like marmosets, dancing, arbitrary use of the Oxford comma, commitment and changing myself.
I dislike impromptu musical routines, reticulating splines, M&M cookies with generic M&Ms and that avocados and blueberries can't be grown in the same climate.
Life is like a muffin that someone has already eat the top off of. If that was profound to you please stop reading into the things I say.
Favourite accent: circumflex
Favourite poet: Emily Dickinson
Favourite pizza delivery method: bagel
Favourite genre of music: podcasts
Favourite classification system: Dewey Decimal System
Favourite continental drift: The subduction zone of the Ring of Fire
Favourite race: wheelbarrow
Speaking of races, marathons shouldn't be 26.2 miles but defined as at least 6 episodes.
Least favourite class in lower school: the bourgeoisie
Fact! My claim to fame is that my friend's friend's father named the original Decepticons.
Fact! I don't store plastic bags under the garbage bag.
Fact! Sadly, I'm not renowned in the criminal underworld for my top art heist as nobody even knows the painting is missing.
The space mission I'm most excited about is sending a submarine to Titan.
My first mandate as post apocalyptic emperor of the world will be to outlaw screechy brakes and car alarms.
In case a future employer finds this, I am time Person of the Year 2006. My greatest weakness is that I am too giving in bed. I would be perfect for the job as you probably found this because you like wam. I guarantee nobody else applying for [insert job here] knows about wam. So I will alone understand when you occasionally come to work with a bit of custard behind your ear.
Love you, too
When I joined this community I looked like the former. I left for awhile and could only lurk as I was sent on assignment to take down the infamous Dr. Lollipop. I was to make my move at the Excellent Tapas and Evil Talk holiday party. My cover was blown when my gun fell out of my jacket and in the split second I had to recover I by instinct I reached not for my gun but a plate of paella and shoved it in Lollipop's face.
Long story short, I was deemed unfit to continue being an agent. My identity has been changed and my face has undergone drastic plastic surgery now I look like Benedict Cumberbatch.
I want to get to know people in this awesome community so humor me with a message or two about wam or less messy topics like politics. Maybe that isn't less messy. How about you talk to me about modern art as I don't have artsy friends.
I am easy to please so I will probably like you even if you are a grumpy pants.
Generally, I am a twentysomething expat (I hail from the great state of Disarray) game for pretty much any novel experience and interested in, surprise surprise, wam as well as pretty much everything else.
More specifically: I like marmosets, dancing, arbitrary use of the Oxford comma, commitment and changing myself.
I dislike impromptu musical routines, reticulating splines, M&M cookies with generic M&Ms and that avocados and blueberries can't be grown in the same climate.
Life is like a muffin that someone has already eat the top off of. If that was profound to you please stop reading into the things I say.
Favourite accent: circumflex
Favourite poet: Emily Dickinson
Favourite pizza delivery method: bagel
Favourite genre of music: podcasts
Favourite classification system: Dewey Decimal System
Favourite continental drift: The subduction zone of the Ring of Fire
Favourite race: wheelbarrow
Speaking of races, marathons shouldn't be 26.2 miles but defined as at least 6 episodes.
Least favourite class in lower school: the bourgeoisie
Fact! My claim to fame is that my friend's friend's father named the original Decepticons.
Fact! I don't store plastic bags under the garbage bag.
Fact! Sadly, I'm not renowned in the criminal underworld for my top art heist as nobody even knows the painting is missing.
The space mission I'm most excited about is sending a submarine to Titan.
My first mandate as post apocalyptic emperor of the world will be to outlaw screechy brakes and car alarms.
In case a future employer finds this, I am time Person of the Year 2006. My greatest weakness is that I am too giving in bed. I would be perfect for the job as you probably found this because you like wam. I guarantee nobody else applying for [insert job here] knows about wam. So I will alone understand when you occasionally come to work with a bit of custard behind your ear.