Hi - I haven't been on UMD in a long time and decided to check it out again today. I saw your message to me - I'd really like to slop you up. Start out with the thin consistency items (such as soda) and get much gloppier as we go along. Don't mind a few extra pounds on you - the 98-pound weakling look is a turnoff for me. I like the way gunge fills up and clings to clothes - I understand this would just be a gunging but the messier, the better.