The clue's in the name: this is 'sploshing-as-a-service'!
Somewhere that mess-loving women can safely enjoy being on the receiving end, food, pies and paint are my speciality.
UK-based, here's the original mobile, pop-up 'splosh salon'. Sessions usually take place at a hotel. Turn up, splosh - and go!
Reviews from satisfied UMD customers:
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"Just to say a huge thank you for tonight, it's still sinking in what actually happened! Wow, I certainly got it, didn't I ? The Sploshngo salon experience is first class. I really do appreciate all your time and effort and brilliant ideas, and probably going out of your way to actually make it happen, where did that time go? Another thing thanks for just accepting me as me, you really are lovely and a gentleman." - Aug 2021
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"From the moment I arrived at the Sploshngo mobile salon, I knew I was in the right hands. Sit back to be pampered the SploshNgo way. All treatments are tailored to the customer, nothing is too much trouble: from a full head of margarine, to having your shoes filled, the list is endless. I will be booking in for another treatment very soon. It was bloody wonderful." - Aug 2021.
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"Let the mind boggle as it processes the last few hours. It felt completely in the moment, once the door shut nothing mattered in the outside world! Thank you for being a gentleman, gracious and a lot of fun! Should an opportunity arise to ruin me further, keep me posted...anyone would think I enjoyed Monday night rather too much!" - Oct 2023.
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"Thanks again for a fun evening!!" - July 2024
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"Thank you for a good time.definitely took my mind away from normality, but amazed how quickly the time went.
Not my fault the die rolled in "my favour" perhaps it's not biased in the way I thought it was!!" - Oct 2024
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My history: I've been getting messy since my teens. It's a fetish, it's fun. Life is too short to worry otherwise. I can't turn off what turns me on. And I know I'm not the only one who thinks like that.
So this is what a Sploshngo session involves: down-to-earth fun with a like-minded, open-minded soul. Go 'lite' with a few playful pies, a messy shampooing, or knickers filled to the brim. Take the full-on, head-to-toe, 'make me unrecognisable' trashing. Or opt for the ultimate bodypaint.
And feel free to turn the tables. If you've never had the chance to mess someone yourself, put me on the receiving end after your own session.
My ideal session? As a tall, dark and handsome (at least in custard!) guy, if you're a long-haired girl who revels in messy stockings, loves heels, gets a thrill from filled knickers, adores extreme hair treatments, goes wild for a firmly planted pie and loves the prospect of chance (aka a roll of the dice), then this is for you.
Sploshngo salon sessions aren't about sex. They're all about the mess. Be as clothed or as unclothed as you like...or follow other customers and allow the dice to decide your messy fate...or even play the famous Sploshngo board game!
Interested? DM me, and let's talk about *your* Sploshngo booking
Signature: Make a mess, create memories!
I'm here to: Chat with friends, find others interested in meeting up, and connect with customers
Have tried this before on someone - very effective."
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Or, how you described it 
Somewhere that mess-loving women can safely enjoy being on the receiving end, food, pies and paint are my speciality.
UK-based, here's the original mobile, pop-up 'splosh salon'. Sessions usually take place at a hotel. Turn up, splosh - and go!
Reviews from satisfied UMD customers:
**********
"Just to say a huge thank you for tonight, it's still sinking in what actually happened! Wow, I certainly got it, didn't I ? The Sploshngo salon experience is first class. I really do appreciate all your time and effort and brilliant ideas, and probably going out of your way to actually make it happen, where did that time go? Another thing thanks for just accepting me as me, you really are lovely and a gentleman." - Aug 2021
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"From the moment I arrived at the Sploshngo mobile salon, I knew I was in the right hands. Sit back to be pampered the SploshNgo way. All treatments are tailored to the customer, nothing is too much trouble: from a full head of margarine, to having your shoes filled, the list is endless. I will be booking in for another treatment very soon. It was bloody wonderful." - Aug 2021.
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"Let the mind boggle as it processes the last few hours. It felt completely in the moment, once the door shut nothing mattered in the outside world! Thank you for being a gentleman, gracious and a lot of fun! Should an opportunity arise to ruin me further, keep me posted...anyone would think I enjoyed Monday night rather too much!" - Oct 2023.
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"Thanks again for a fun evening!!" - July 2024
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"Thank you for a good time.definitely took my mind away from normality, but amazed how quickly the time went.
Not my fault the die rolled in "my favour" perhaps it's not biased in the way I thought it was!!" - Oct 2024
**********
My history: I've been getting messy since my teens. It's a fetish, it's fun. Life is too short to worry otherwise. I can't turn off what turns me on. And I know I'm not the only one who thinks like that.
So this is what a Sploshngo session involves: down-to-earth fun with a like-minded, open-minded soul. Go 'lite' with a few playful pies, a messy shampooing, or knickers filled to the brim. Take the full-on, head-to-toe, 'make me unrecognisable' trashing. Or opt for the ultimate bodypaint.
And feel free to turn the tables. If you've never had the chance to mess someone yourself, put me on the receiving end after your own session.
My ideal session? As a tall, dark and handsome (at least in custard!) guy, if you're a long-haired girl who revels in messy stockings, loves heels, gets a thrill from filled knickers, adores extreme hair treatments, goes wild for a firmly planted pie and loves the prospect of chance (aka a roll of the dice), then this is for you.
Sploshngo salon sessions aren't about sex. They're all about the mess. Be as clothed or as unclothed as you like...or follow other customers and allow the dice to decide your messy fate...or even play the famous Sploshngo board game!
Interested? DM me, and let's talk about *your* Sploshngo booking