That evening, dressed in my navy three-piece suit, white shirt, and burgundy tie, I was ready for the party. After a few drinks, an odd impulse struck me: I headed to the bathroom, ran a hot bath, and added some lubricant powder. Still fully-dressed, I sank into the water, feeling the fabric of my suit absorb the warmth. Then, without thinking, I poured the lubricant over my jacket and shirt. The smoothness and slickness overwhelmed me, blending luxury and absurdity. Alone, I surrendered to this strange sensory release.