I have been mess-free for almost Two Weeks! That feels unacceptable! I have an Epic chocolate session planned for this weekend. No seriously, it will involve over 16 pounds of chocolate sauce, a ton of chocolate cake batter, 8 lbs. of fudge topping, and some pies to finish me off. I am Stoked! :p

But first, I needed a little tease for the weekend. It was a pretty shitty Monday, so to cheer myself up, I threw together a nice big bowl of chocolate cake batter, whipped up a little bit of standard red gunge from the Splatter Emporium (sponsor me? lol), and nailed myself in the face with some colorful foam pies.

I start in my underwear and end up naked in the tub. The camera starts off facing me, but by the middle of the video I pull you into the tub with me and you get to watch my jerk myself until I blow my load all over my legs and the tub. Not bad for a teaser! Hope you enjoy Keep an eye out for my next full length video this weekend, you DO Not want to miss it!