Do you like Biscoff? Have you ever wondered what it might be like to cover a man in Biscoff spread? Wonder no more!

It's Christmas. My girl is sat downstairs. She thinks I'm in the bedroom wrapping up presents. It turns out I am the present. Biscoff is her favourite so I just know she'll lick me clean. But a bit of chocolate sauce is needed to look the part. I just wanted to look sexy, edible, delicious even. How did I do?

She certainly enjoyed discovering me. Would you enjoy walking in to see this?

Men into Wam... I think we could sometimes do things a little sexier, slower, more enticing... taking nothing away from an all out trashing of course!