I was in the mood for an over-the-top messy session so I got a bunch of supplies and went to town. These are the highlights. You'll see me cover myself in five bottles of blue paint (different shades of blue), eight pies, a chocolate cake, and shaving cream. I start out wearing a sort of thin mesh unitard and end up naked. Be warned, as usual, that I am not a thin man. If you are not a fan of naked man-parts, don't watch this video; my various naked man-parts are on display on many occasions. Also, I'm getting over a respiratory infection, hence the very audible breathing.