CockySuit, on Day 3 in a row of over 95 degree days,
is permitted to switch it up to a certain extent. Still, he's feeling like quite the laughingstock and buffoon right about now in his drenched (and still leaking) 3-piece suit and French cuffs.
Excellent idea to cool off. Next time, try the same idea but with a ton of balloons filled with custard/cream, finishing off with a bucket of custard dumped over that three-piece via rope pull.