Suddenly, I get turned on by the notion of being completely humiliated; wallowing and slopping around in thick, smooth paint. I can't resist anymore. I dive into the tarp, and roll over and over in the paint. I crawl around on my belly, legs and arms sliding all over the place. When time's up, I just lay there, exhausted, covered from head to toe in slippery shiny paint, and just wallowing there in complete humiliation. I can't wait for this show to air so my family, friends, and entire nation see how willing I am to abandon all dignity in order to please the demands of complete strangers that want to watch someone humiliate themselves. I masturbate every day to the memory of what I did to myself that day.
Oh...No... The audience starts going wild, chanting 'Do it' as I'm standing there, getting more and more humiliated just at the suggestion of ruining my suit and getting completely messy. It's too late to back out now! If I do this, everyone will see me absolutely ruining my suit. Really, I could say no; but I don't feel at all like I do because of the pressure of the mob audience. When this airs on national TV, everyone will know I CHOSE to degrade myself like this!
I sooo want to do this on a gameshow. I'm in the audience, dignified and dressed in my fancy white suit. The host randomly selects a member of the audience: Me. I get up and join the host onstage, where he has me introduce myself and compliments me on my suit. He then reveals the challenge: Out from backstage comes a big, white tarp with big puddles of thick and different colors of paint! The host tells me I have to create a piece of modern art by getting down on the tarp, and rolling around in the paint. I can't stop slipping and sliding and in the gloopy paint until the whole tarp is covered!