Before the camera rolled, I slathered on peanut butter, chocolate, then flour and water paste which I let dry while assembling the pies; the cam then glitched on the cheese pour, sorry. But then it was on! Spaghetti alfredo, a pie to the face, then a stinky pie hat consisting of instant garlic mashed potatoes and split pea soup. Felt like getting messed up in a cafeteria. Then I relived the scene from L&H's "Them Thar Hills" where Charlie Chase got a plunger on the head, doused with molasses and feathered. More buckets of slop and pies in the face along the way, til my kryptonite peanut butter reappeared and smeared me away. That plunger was more fun than I expected. Sorry about the whimpering, especially the armpits.