Offside and Off white; the ref was missing, the foam was flying and the kit was going to get trashed. I never stood a chance! Away on business, Belfast's messiest solo performer never stood a chance!
You kept that quiet.... my pants made it to Belfast with your footy kit after all! Knew they would suit ya, and look good in all that foam. Looking forward to getting them back after you've shot your load in them.
Love you, too
