I go into the shower clad in my tighty whities, titillating with excitement at what I was going to pour onto myself. I start out cracking two eggs on my head, quickly turning towards with some left over olive oil, and then proceeding to finish up a bottle of Vegetable Oil. I then transition to the main course, you could say, pouring a whole bottle of chocolate sauce on my head, squeezing the bottle and feeling the dark sauce drip down my head and onto my body. After pouring a little packet of syrup on myself, I spread the assorted condiments, shampoo style throughout my hair. Next I take some old hummus and go to town with it, rubbing it on my face, my body, my arms, letting it mix with the chocolate sauce, even rubbing it on my underwear. I use it all and finish up by rubbing the condiment mixture on my back. I admire my dark brown upper half in the mirror before ending the video.