Gunge Pervert Exposed--Chocstrap I:

Guy who is 100% shaved from head to toe, wearing just a sleeveless shirt and a jockstrap, covers himself in chocolate spread. First he rubs a handful over his bald head and browless face. Then, as he smears it down his chest and into his armpits, he stuffs his hand inside the jockstrap and enjoys his hard-on. The final shot shows him greasing up a large cucumber--[the second part of the video no longer exists].