Hey guys. Trying to get back into some shape for the summer months. I really haven't been hitting it the way I used to, and after tonight's trip to the gym, I was disgusted with my lack of effort and decided I needed to kick my own ass with a little punishment. I covered myself with some nasty green slime, and followed it with a chocolate pie to my dripping face. I truly wish there were a few of you to actually come and own me and abuse and humiliate me, and to drive home how much of a failure I was. Hit me up if any of you want to come do it in person.