Hey here's part two, short and sweet. Really sweet. After the glut of chocolate syrup cascading down all over my face and chest, I grab a nice banana cream pie, appropriately dressed with candles, just in time for the final chorus of the Birthday Song...how fitting that it gets smashed into my face as the song comes to a conclusion. but its not AS fun doing this TO myself. I need anyone out there ON UMD who IS IN MY area TO come and give ME A birthday pie, cake, bucket OF slime OR faceplate into the mud pit TO help ME celebrate MY big day. this IS A serious invite, SO let's GO guys..