MudDawg, kitted out in his plaid punk utility kilt (going "commando"), complete with thick leather belts and bracelets, pins, leather sporran, Lycra Biohazard shirt, gungy leather boots and grimy white rugger socks, takes a $10 dare to get completely filthy, smearing mudpies on his face and shirt, all over his kilt and sporran. He dunks his grunged leather boots into a bucketful of slimy ooze, slides mudpies on his inside thighs, and fills his sporran with the liquid mud, squeezing it out (and all over!) his (formerly) plaid utility kilt, including filling the pockets. MudDawg pours cupfuls of oozing brown mud all over his body, miring him all the way from the top of his mohawk, down to his leather boots.